Phenomenal Adventures of Wrinkles & Sags
Day 234: What is the most quotable movie? List a few of your favorite quotes.
22 May 2013
Riding In Cars with Boys vs. The Wedding Singer
“My daughter’s a tramp? My daughter’s a tramp?! You’re fifteen years old! How could you do this to me?! You make me sick to my stomach! Go ahead, take my gun. Take my gun and shoot me with it, you tramp. I WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Okay, your turn.”
“I’m pregnant too.” “Jesus, it’s an epidemic.”
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“What’s your last name?”
“Guglia.” Â
“So her name’s gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia. That’s funny.”
“Why is that funny?”
“…..I do not know.”
“Please get out of my Van Halen tee shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.”
“You hit two cones back there. They could have been guests at the wedding!”
“….They were cones!”
“Don’t you talk to Billy Idol that way!!!!!”
Day 233: List the movies you’ll never get sick of watching
21 May 2013
Lord of the Rings Trilogy + The Hobbit
Star Wars. All of them.Â
Across the Universe
The Wedding Singer
Disney’s Peter Pan
Toy Story (only the first)
Shrek
Donnie Darko
Dinner for Schmucks
Goodburger
School of Rock
Mean Girls
All Harry Potter movies
Day 232:Â How was your last year in school? which grade level was it?
20 May 2013
It sucked. It was long, boring, and difficult. ‘Twas freshman year of college.Â
Day 231:Â What were your thoughts entering pre-school, kindergarten, middle school, and high school?
19. May. 2013
I didn’t go to pre-school.Â
Who knows what I was thinking when I went into kindergarten?
I was excited when I went into middle school. It took about 4 hours to learn that I was going to be miserable for 3 years.
And tack on another 3 for high school. I was excited about high school until I realized that my school was more horrid than I imagined, and couldn’t wait to get out. Hence my year-early graduation. It was so awful that I actually put in the effort to graduate as a junior.
Day 230:Â What is your favorite memory from before the school age?
18 May 2013
Family vacations in Williamsburg and VA Beach.Â
Fa sho.Â
Day 229: Write a letter to the person you’re closest to
17 May 2013
Dearest Simon,Â
  Hi. I just want to let you know that you’re amazing. You’re almost as bad ass as me, and that’s saying something. You’re not even allowed to comment on my cockiness because I get it from you. I love you a lot and I feel like I don’t really like posting personal letters to you on Tumblr for various reasons, so that’s all you get here.Â
Day 228:Â List ten people you would die for
16 May 2013
I mean, I really don’t want to die; are you asking for a list of ten people who are really important to me?Â
-Simon
-My daughter
-Riley
-Mumsie
-Dad
-Sarah
-Amanda
-Michael
-Olivia
-Katherine
I feel like 10 slots isn’t a lot. This isn’t fair, Challenge.Â
Day 225: What is the most inspirational thing you have ever heard?
13 May 2013
“You’re not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore.”
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
(via karlirocks)
Day 224:Â A letter to your eight year old self.
12 May 2013
Dear 8 year old self,
You’re not gonna get any cuter.Â
Also, you shouldn’t dick around in school.Â
